(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
Make some noise!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
- Teacher, I want a girlfriend. / - Okay.
I want a girl with character. One that's generous.
- A girl that's motherly. / - Yeah?
So I mixed those 3 traits together!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Character, generosity, motherly...
Character, motherly, generosity!
Such a baby.
That hurt!
Such a baby.
My pimple is bleeding...
Such a baby.
I lost too much blood.
Everyone!
- Such a baby! / - Such a baby!
I'm very frail, teacher.
Next is Mr. Toto!
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto!
Alright.
- Who came up with this? / - What?
Who came up with YouTube?
What's wrong with YouTube?
I can't stop watching!
I started watching YouTube in bed to go to sleep.
I'm going to watch an eating clip.
That chicken looks great.
A related clip?
Spicy rice cakes?
Sweet and sour pork?
Chicken feet?
Pizza?
Why is my alarm going off?
It's morning already!
I was up all night!
I got ready for work and got on the subway.
I have to stop watching YouTube.
The person next to me was watching it!
Let me just watch on my phone.
I missed my stop!
I ended up being late to work
and got yelled at by my boss.
I should just focus on work at the office.
An alarm for new video alert rang.
I shouldn't look.
I can't take it anymore!
A 15-second commercial!
I'm sick of these advertisements!
I waited... I waited...
That's so funny.
My boss yelled at me again for laughing!
I was yelled at all day and I finally got off work.
All because of YouTube...
I, Kim Toto, will never watch clips again!
What a cute dog!
Let me watch just one more.
A singing dog!
A dog that sings as it eats?
A dog that sings and dances as it eats?
I watched 1 million dog clips!
I was up all night again.
Who came up with YouTube?
Go sit down.
I'll be back again next time!
Alright, Mr. Toto.
Next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to run a vegetable store.
I'll totally have swag at my vegetable store.
How are you going to run your vegetable store?
My store will have a lot of different vegetables.
First... Swag bracken!
And... Swag ginger!
Lastly... Asparaguswag.
I'll make my own juice too.
I'll add some swag-fresh swag-lettuce
and swag-spinach in a swag-blender
and drink it in one swag gulp.
That's detox juice-swag.
And I'll even propose using my vegetables.
How?
Hold on!
I have something to tell you.
Don't go.
Until my black hair...
Becomes white...
I love you.
Only you!
♪ You're my paprika ♪
If you want to be proposed to with vegetables...
Follow, follow me.
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
First, these garbage bag...
Will become my outfit.
And this corn silk...
Will become my wig.
Lastly, this bean...
Will become my mole.
Don't I look like Marilyn Monroe?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yeah!
Let's start the performance!
What are you doing? Stop it.
Even when I walk, I have swag!
Alright, go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all!
Alright, CD.
Who wants to talk next?
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
Hello, I'm a comedian.
- It's the guy that never tries hard. / - Yes.
You're not going to try hard again, right?
I don't think I've been trying hard enough.
So I've been practicing an idol dance for a month.
- Really? / - You can get your hopes up for this.
Come on out!
You can get your hopes up for this.
They already look so cool.
Get in your places.
Cue the music.
Good job. You all can go now.
What was that?
Come on! All you did was squat and stand up!
It was still kind of like an idol.
Look at this... I practiced this move for a month.
Am I going to join a big idol agency and be like...
JYP!
♪ Out of the way ♪
Just because I'm good at dancing? Nope.
Alright, go sit down.
Alright, alright.
Geez, look at him.
- We're playing baseball for PE today. / - Okay!
Take your gloves out.
- Gloves. / - Gloves.
My glove.
I told you to take out your glove.
Why'd you take out a plastic bag?
Oh, so what? As long as I can catch a ball.
- What? / - Give me a ball.
- A ball. / - A ball.
Teacher, throw the ball.
- You'll use that? / - I just have to catch the ball.
- Throw it? / - Go ahead!
Really?
You could catch a home-run ball at a baseball game
and take it home with you in the bag.
So can you catch this?
It's a raw egg.
- A raw egg... / - Yes.
Sure...
I don't even need a bag for that.
I can catch it in my pocket.
- Your pocket? / - With my pocket.
Really?
- Really? / - I'll catch it in my pocket.
I'm throwing it.
It's in here!
It's in here! It's in here!
It's in here!
It's in here.
It could've looked really bad if it cracked in my pants.
But it's fine.
Are we going to become Park Chanho because
we play baseball using a baseball glove?
- Nope! / - Nope!
When I was in LA,
I missed my home country...
I missed NTH...
What's NTH?
I missed not trying hard.
Are we going to start talking too much?
- Nope! / - Nope!
So there's no need to try so hard.
You all shouldn't try so hard!
Go sit down.
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
Next is Freddie Echo!
He looks just like him.
He's so short though.
- Alright! / - Alright!
The family is together because it's Seollal!
♪ Mama ♪
Yeah... ♪ Mama ♪
♪ My younger aunt, my older aunt ♪
♪ My other aunt ♪
Alright, alright.
Can you greet the people?
Hello!
I make people echo!
I'm Freddie Echo!
- Alright! / - Alright!
Okay, okay, okay.
Why do you keep saying "alright?"
Even the presidents of the world
like to copy me!
Who?
Korean president...
Alright!
The U.S. President.
Alright!
The Russian president.
Alright!
And Pororo.
Alright!
Let's say these other guys did,
but when did Pororo go "alright?"
♪ Friends get together-alright! ♪
Everybody!
♪ The movie stars of Korea ♪
♪ Like to copy my character ♪
♪ Even the greatest actor Choi Minsik ♪
♪ Likes to copy me ♪
When?
Hey! Hey!
Your chief lives in Namcheong, doesn't he?
I went to the sauna with him!
We did a bunch of stuff together, fool!
That's forcing it.
That's why I prepared a special song for today!
♪ Mama ♪
♪ I don't want to see ♪
♪ Those foolish tears ♪
♪ I love you ♪
- Hello, No Sayoun. / - Hello.
Come closer, please.
- Thank you for being on the show. / - Sure.
It's good to be here.
- How's Lee Musong? / - He's good.
We're both very busy...
- But he's doing fine. / - I see.
It would've been nice if he came too.
Yes, but... We're both very busy.
He's working now.
You should've come on the show together.
We're both busy with our respective schedules.
Did you get in a fight?
Alright!
Ma'am.
I truly want to thank you for coming today!
Don't call me ma'am.
Just call me Sayoun.
Don't call me ma'am.
Call me Sayoun.
Sayoun.
But you're 7 years older than my mother!
♪ Big mama ♪
♪ Hey ♪
Sayoun, Sayoun.
You guys can go now.
♪ I love you ♪
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
I don't believe you.
Promise me you won't speak English.
Wow, he even promised.
Today...
I'll talk about the various parts of a car.
Car parts...
There's a steering wheel.
Right.
There's a dashboard.
Sure, you have to check the dashboard.
And... This helps you drive or go in reverse.
The back-and-forth.
Why is that a back-and-forth?
You've never heard of a back-and-forth?
- You have a car. / - Yes.
- You know what this is. / - A back-and-forth.
- Stop pretending. / - It's right.
- Say it. / - A back-and-forth.
- A back-and-forth. / - You know this!
- Seongwon! / - Don't!
- No English! / - You said no English!
- Don't say it! / - Don't!
- You can do this! / - Don't!
- Don't! / - You can't!
Don't!
Gear!
G-E-A-R. Gear!
Roundball manual gear.
New black universal speed automatic car gear.
Gear and the Faces.
Gear-pit sweat.
1 plus 1 is...
Gear-tie.
Yeseo's mom from "Sky Castle."
I'll tear your gear open!
- A Chungcheong-do granny. / - A granny?
Am I gear or am I wrong?
Time for a song!
♪ There's a chicken in the chicken coop ♪
Cock-a-doodle-gear!
What's wrong?
It's a gear-egg.
The class is over!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Crazy Convenience Store)
I hope I don't get any crazy customers today.
Let's do a good job!
- Honey. / - Yeah?
How about getting my parents this for Seollal?
- This? / - Yeah.
- Not this. / - Okay.
How about this?
Did you just choose Seolhyun?
Is it me or Seolhyun?
Huh?
What's wrong with you?
Mr. Song Wangho! You're obsessed with Seolhyun!
What are you talking about?
This one just looks better.
What? You like Seolhyun more than me?
I'm not buying this gift!
Fine, don't buy a gift for your parents!
What? You jerk!
This gift...
(I love Nina)
Is yours.
Honey!
When did you change this?
Honey, I prepared a gift set too.
What is it?
A kiss gift set.
What's a kiss gift set?
You can't do this in here!
Go outside and do that.
Gosh, such strange people...
Come on in.
Did you all pick something?
♪ I want this, I want this, I want this ♪
♪ Please ring those up ♪
Okay, I'll ring these up.
How much do you have?
♪ $3, $3, $3 ♪
♪ That's $9 total ♪
That'll be $10.
♪ Then ♪
♪ We'll come back next time ♪
♪ Let's leave, let's leave, let's leave ♪
- ♪ Let's leave ♪ / - Put these back.
♪ Let's leave, let's leave, let's leave ♪
Such strange customers...
- Please ring these up. / - Sure.
Let me ring up this green tea ice cream.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
Is there really green tea in this green tea ice cream?
- What? / - This is cold ice cream.
How can it have hot green tea in it?
Should I go to a stable
and ask the horses if this makes sense?
What are you talking about?
- It's Korean. / - What?
- Let's keep using Korean. / - Okay...
Please ring that up.
Was that Japanese?
I'll ring this up.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
It says milk fat...
Milk fat? You?
- My fat? / - No!
What's wrong with having some fat?
- No! / - Are you insulting the customer?
The customer is king!
How dare you?
Offer me bed service!
What are you talking about?
- Pansori. / - What?
- Please support traditional Korean music. / - Okay.
Please ring this up.
Japanese again?
Alright, I'll ring this up.
No, no. Ring it up.
Yes, I'll ring it up.
No, don't ring it up.
Oh, don't ring it up?
- Don't ring it up. I'm not buying that. / - Oh, alright.
Then let me ring up these cookies.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
Are these cookies round like in the picture?
What?
The box is square.
How can the cookies be round?
They're individually packaged inside.
- What? / - They're individually packaged.
- Individually? / - Yes.
I don't like you either!
No! That's not what I said!
I have no intention of dating you! Got that?
I meant all the cookies are packaged individually.
All separately.
- Separately? / - Yes.
Alright then.
- What? / - Please ring this up.
Let me ring this up.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
It says the lonely chocolate met a cookie.
Yes?
- I'm lonely too! / - Why?
Why wasn't I set up with one of them?
What are you talking about?
I'll be back when chocolate and cookie break up.
Alright, just leave.
♪ I trusted you just like I trusted my friend ♪
♪ I tried to... ♪
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
The show you most want to see on Seollal!
Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
Alright.
We are not here to sell things.
- Dried persimmon sets for sale. / - Oh, no...
It's great as a gift.
Just buy one.
- Just buy one. / - Hey!
What are you doing?
Chilsip, it's not like that...
You fool!
They're seedless persimmons.
Alright.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
The tablecloth will be removed
without knocking over this food.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
- What? / - Huh?
Chilsip, I can't do it.
Geez...
Do you want to yank out the table cloth
or do you want to start dating me?
Then I'll do it.
Gupal did it!
Now let's make things harder.
We'll put the tablecloth back!
Are you crazy? How can I do that?
Let's hold hands.
I'll get it done somehow.
Alright, alright.
Gupal, how did you do it?
We sell body oil that makes everything slippery.
Good job!
You can't sell stuff here!
Mr. Host.
If you let this slide,
I'll give you this as a Seollal gift.
- Wow! Really? / - Yeah.
Let's take that and go see your parents together.
Get out of here!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Get out!
Introducing the next show!
Life starts at 100.
It's the 100-year-old Men!
1, 2, 3, 4.
Okay, my turn.
My turn.
That's going to be dangerous.
- That's dangerous. / - You'll hurt yourself.
You're going to crush that?
- Mr. Host. / - Yes?
How are you going to lift that?
That's dangerous.
We did it.
- Nice job. / - This has been the 100-year-old Men.
Gentlemen, have a happy New Year.
Can I get some New Year's money?
- What was that? / - What?
Can I get some New Year's money?
- I can't hear you! / - I can't hear you!
How about some good advice?
Be healthy and make a lot of money.
Let's go.
You heard that?
Please hurry.
Hurry.
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show.
It's the Three Fat Tenors!
♪ We were over 100kg in elementary school ♪
I hit that weight in 3rd grade.
♪ I ordered four ♪
♪ Chicken, pork hocks, sweet and sour pork, pizza ♪
♪ Four of each ♪
Wow, four of each... Share some of that.
Please put this back in my room.
Hey!
You're so petty.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ A small snail ♪
Did you eat a snail?
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ The most beautiful lie is, "Want a bite?" ♪
Really?
♪ Don't fall for that, you fool ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ Going to get to you, girl ♪
♪ Steak by steak ♪
Put them together!
Eat them!
(Random Video Calls)
It's the weekend
and everyone has plans but me.
What's this?
Everyone in the world in one place?
Random video chatting?
Hey, that sounds like fun.
Install.
Log in.
Name, Seo Taehun.
Country, South Korea.
Okay.
I get how it works.
I wonder if anyone is on this thing.
Does this work?
Hello.
You have a great voice.
What do you do for a living?
I'm currently unemployed.
I'm an aspiring singer.
Oh, really?
Can you sing a song?
I really shouldn't...
Oh, come on! Let me hear you.
Then I'll sing a song briefly.
Briefly. Okay, okay.
Wow, it's an aspiring singer.
BTS.
Hey, idiot!
What are you doing? This is a funeral!
Are you insane?
Are you happy that my dad died?
- I'm sorry. I asked him to... / - Get out. Get out!
I'm sorry!
What's his deal?
Why would he be on this app at someone's funeral?
Gosh, what a surprise.
Someone else.
- Hello, I'm Park Chanho. / - It's Park Chanho!
- Hello. / - Let me tell you...
Why I started using this app.
- Please keep it brief. / - When I was in LA...
I missed Korea...
- When I was in LA... / - Hold it! Okay, okay.
I get it. Good-bye.
That reminds me of another story.
- I missed recycling... / - That's something else.
Forget it!
Why do I always end up with that guy?
Someone else.
Hello.
Hel...
Hello?
Hel...
What's wrong with this?
How strange.
Is it frozen?
The Wi-Fi is working fine.
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Geez, he scared me!
Hey, you psychopath! What was that?
What's your problem?
Geez... He scared me.
What's wrong with that guy?
Someone else.
What's this?
They're filming this from the sky?
Oh, it's a drone!
I heard it's really hard to fly a drone.
Hold on... Who's flying this drone?
That reminds me of another story.
- I missed my washing machine... / - Please!
Please no more! I'll have nightmares about you.
Why does this thing keep getting me guys?
I want to talk to a girl.
Someone else.
Dang, it's a guy.
What the...
Does he think he's an idol?
What was with that pose?
Someone else.
Oh, hi!
Dang, it's a guy.
What? Hey... Hey, hey!
You little punk...
Someone else.
Oh! Yang Sehyeong!
Dang! Another guy!
I don't like you either. What's his deal?
Geez...
Why do I keep getting guys?
Oh, there are keywords.
I want a woman.
One that's single.
Am I going to get a single girl this time?
- Oh, hello, ma'am. / - Oh, this works!
Wow, that's really neat.
Ma'am, why are you on this app?
My daughter installed it for me.
- This really works. / - Yes...
My gosh... This is amazing.
So what were you doing?
What was I going to do again?
- Oh, I was going to make dinner. / - Oh, dinner?
I should make some kimchi stew.
Oh, that sounds great.
Your daughter will love that.
I haven't had home-cooked kimchi stew in forever.
Ma'am! Ma'am! Hold on!
Your phone! Ma'am!
Ma'am!
Her phone is going to freeze.
Someone else.
Wow! That looks great!
Is it raining outside?
A kimchi pancake...
That sure looks good!
Did you make that yourself?
I cook when I'm home sometimes.
It's not that hard to make this at home.
I can't cook at all.
Let me take a bite...
Gosh, I'm salivating right now.
How is it?
Good?
Man, this tastes awful!
Aren't you Chef Lee Wonil?
I guess I can't cook.
But you're a chef...
How strange.
Let me try one last time.
Hello.
Hello. You're very pretty.
I'm here bowling.
Want to see how good I am?
Of course! Sure!
Hold onto this for me.
That's a great looking sweater...
But not those pants...
Let's see...
Strike!
That reminds me of another story.
I missed striped shirts...
Why is it him again?
Why do I keep getting him?
What's wrong with this app?
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1.
Breaking.
- Suyeong. / - Yes, master.
Break this walnut with your bare hands.
Yes, master.
I did it, master!
You fool!
Strength without restraint
only brings forth meaningless destruction.
Smash this walnut
so that the walnut inside doesn't break.
Yes, mater.
Not good enough!
Again!
Master! How many more of these do I have to do?
One box of walnut cakes, please.
- That'll be $3. / - Okay.
I'm going to buy 50 more boxes.
Business is good now. Hurry.
Can you please hurry?
The next chapter.
Nobleman!
Master, I hear a magpie crying.
I guess we're going to get a welcome guest.
You pathetic fool.
Why would a welcome guest show up
because a magpie is crying?
Your Chinese food is here.
It's here?
Gosh, I bet you were cold out there.
The next chapter.
A change of heart.
Hyeonho.
- Lower your stance. / - Yes.
Flex your lower body.
Where is Suyeong? Why isn't he training?
What are you doing?
Master...
I'm sick and tired of learning martial arts
on this stinking mountain.
I'm just going to live my life thoughtlessly.
I'm just going to live my life thoughtlessly!
Suyeong, look at yourself.
You're already living your life thoughtlessly!
Please save me.
You can't be so thoughtless anymore!
Save me.
The next chapter.
Incantation.
- Get into the right form again. / - Yes.
- You fool! / - What?
It's been years and you still can't do it?
You pathetic fool!
What the...
Who are you? And what's with the incantation?
How dare you underestimate me?
I'll connect this cursed doll with your student's soul
and destroy you!
Master! My body is moving on its own!
Excuse me. I haven't cast the spell yet.
The last chapter.
Bonus footage.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry about calling you evil earlier.
Please try connecting his soul with the doll again.
Did it work?
How dare you look down on your master?
I'll get you for this.
What the...
It's connected to you.
You should've done it on him!
You should've said so...
(Hello)
♪ Crawling, crawling ♪
Hello.
I'm on my way home.
Get plenty of food and just live your life!
Hello.
I'm giving good advice for the New Year.
Did you have to take it all?
Does that make you feel better?
Hello.
My mom took my New Year's money.
♪ Don't go, don't go, don't go ♪
Hello.
I missed the last bus.
I can't take it anymore.
Let's stop at that rest stop.
Hello.
I'm Lee Yeongja.
♪ When I think about me and you ♪
Hello.
I hold grudges.
Hello, my puppy.
Let me give you a hug, my puppy.
Hello.
I'm dog trainer Kang Hyeonguk.
♪ Look at me, look at me ♪
♪ Look at me ♪
Hello.
I'm an attention seeker.
Hello.
I have indigestion.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a Seollal gift set.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello. Have a happy New Year.
That's right, people. Let's take a look at
Yoo Minsang's Seollal gift sets.
There's one that comes with
toothpaste and shampoo.
And this one...
Comes with canned tuna and ham.
But I'm sure there are people
that want to give both of these sets as gifts.
That's why we have a combination gift set.
- Let me tell them about that. / - Sure.
I'm really confident in this set.
We mixed things up.
Take a look.
Mint-flavored tuna and sausage-scented shampoo...
What is this? What the...
You're going to eat all those anyway.
I want to try the sausage-scented shampoo.
You'll come back even fatter after Seollal.
- Would you stop it? / - Alright.
Let's bring in expert homemaker Kim Suyeong
and see what he has to say. Come on out.
Hello, I'm expert homemaker Kim Suyeong.
When you get a gift set, you keep half of it
and throw the rest away.
But with Yoo Minsang's gift set,
there's nothing to throw out.
Alright...
And...
Let me put this in here.
You're putting that in the freezer?
Alright...
I'll close it.
Yes...
Now when I take it out...
Yoo Minsang's gift set popsicles are done!
What did you just make?
They're mine!
They're all mine! I'm not sharing!
What's his deal?
You all like fish sets.
- Yes! / - They're tasty...
- But they're very expensive. / - They are.
But our fish set
is half the price
of other fish sets out there.
- So cheap! / - Look...
This is...
Half price.
We're selling it for half price.
Only the heads...
Just buy another set, people.
- You need one more. / - Just buy one more.
Right.
I guess I should just turn myself into the police.
These were made by CEO Yoo Minsang.
I did not make those. It wasn't me.
And you don't just by one gift set for Seollal.
You have a lot of different family members to visit,
but you only have two hands,
so you can't carry much.
So for those that buy our product today...
We'll throw in this helmet.
Why a helmet?
Let me show you what this helmet is used for.
Come on out!
Gosh!
Hey, hey, hey!
Whoa! Be careful! Careful!
Careful!
It's so obvious that they're stuck together.
He'll get to his hometown faster that way.
In no time at all.
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
I'm a 5th grader at Gag Elementary School.
My name is Choi Hyeonjin.
My favorite soccer player is Son Heungmin.
Hi, Hyeonjin.
Who's your coach for the day?
- Son Heungmin! / - That's right.
Do what I do.
First, throw off your opponent's balance.
I don't think you're good at this.
Nice job. What do you think?
Will I ever become as good as you?
Of course. As long as you enjoy soccer,
you can become a great soccer player too.
Korea's technology for the future. 5G.
Yoo Minsang's gift set.
What was that about?
How was that even relevant?
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork cartilage.
It's a gift set! Geez!
(Excessive Dynasty)
China had the Han dynasty.
And Korea had a dynasty
where everything was excessive.
It's called the Excessive Dynasty.
It's the king!
Listen up, people.
There are a lot of rumors
about there not being a crown prince.
And I heard someone was plotting treason.
Those people will be punished!
- Your Highness! / - Your Highness!
- Your Highness! / - What is it?
Your Highness... Your Highness!
What is it, General Song?
Good morning!
Geez... That was excessive.
Why'd you rush in here?
You made me think there was something urgent.
Please kill me!
That's nothing to kill you over.
I'm so sorry! Please kill me!
We're just having a meeting.
Just relax.
Alright, dude.
That's a bit too informal.
Please kill me!
Alright, alright! Go stand over there.
Your Highness!
Isn't there a way to make a crown prince?
Your Highness, how about taking a new concubine?
I've had plenty of concubines.
I didn't like any of them!
Your Highness, just trust me.
I scoured the entire nation and found you a woman
that's pretty like a deer.
- This will be the last one. / - Yes, Your Highness!
Come on in!
Geez... This is just a deer.
How could you bring in a real deer?
I eat deer antlers every morning.
How am I supposed to look at her?
Look, she's already trembling.
If I ask for a foxy lady...
- You'll bring me a fox? / - Come on in!
Oh, come on!
That's excessive.
That's too much!
You two can go!
- Go. / - Huh?
- Geez... / - Your Highness!
Ministers, is there no way
for me to get a successor?
Your Highness, the place I went to as an envoy
was filled with children.
What if you go to that place yourself?
Where is that place?
It's children-land.
Children-land?
When I arrived at Children-land...
There was a kid that showed me around.
And that kid was AI.
AI?
And one kid talked a lot
when I didn't even ask anything.
- That kid's name was TMI. / - TMI?
And I thought I saw twins in the distant,
but it was actually just one kid.
That kid was Magic Kid.
When I was about to leave...
I guess the kids got attached to me.
They all came to me and said this!
I love you!
Geez...
Come on...
The children...
There were a bunch of them...
- That said I love you? / - Yes.
So if a kid returns, is he crazy?
- That's so... / - Crazy!
That joke wasn't that funny.
Your Highness! That was so funny
that my belly button disappeared!
That's excessive. That's going overboard.
Please kill me!
You don't deserve to die for that.
Your Highness!
Maybe there's no crown prince
because there's a problem with you, Your Highness.
What was that?
This is a book of erotic art
that the people enjoy looking at on the streets.
Why don't you use this?
The people look at something
this lewd on the streets?
My goodness... If I keep looking at this,
my hair will start growing.
Are you peeking?
No, Your Highness.
You peeked. That's why your hair grew.
My hair tends to grow fast.
What is he talking about?
You fool!
The queen and the king can't have a child!
What are you doing?
Your Highness, I'll go to the queen
and make a crown prince!
That's not excessive. That's just insane.
- Are you crazy? / - Crazy?
It wasn't that funny.
Please kill me!
What's wrong with you people?
You call this a meeting with the king?
Am I the king? Am I?
I should just become a commoner!
A royal order!
From now on, the king is a commoner!
How dare a commoner sit on the royal throne?
What are you doing?
Off with his head!
Off with my head? That's excessive.
Not this guy...
Come on...
I hope you die, Kim Junho!
What are you doing?
That's excessive. Stop it.
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple one.
I'll use psychokinesis...
To shatter this glass.
Alright...
There...
I put this one on top.
In case of broken glass...
We don't want to get glass everywhere.
We'll cover it up like this.
Let me move back.
Psychokinesis... This has to work.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
- Amazing, right? / - Oh, come on!
It's rigged!
You did something to hit it, so it cracked.
That was so obvious. "Amazing, right?"
That wasn't amazing at all.
That was so obvious.
Why do you show up every time?
- I'm right. / - How do you have a mic on already?
I'm always surprised.
Don't be nervous. I'm a comedian.
No tricks this time. I won't let you rig it.
Okay, this looks good.
Let me put my phone on top of this.
- Don't touch it. / - Okay, okay.
- You can't do it! / - Okay, okay.
Alright, step back.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Hold on!
My gosh!
- Wow. / - Hold on!
See?
It broke, right? Amazing, right? Applause!
Applause!
It's time to show you all the highlight of our show.
I'll do that highlight magic trick.
(Magician Oh Eunyeong)
Hello.
I'm here to beat the Pigeon Magic Troupe.
I'm from the Eagle Magic Troupe.
I'm beautiful magician Oh Eunyeong.
I'll show you today's highlight trick.
How was that? Amazing, right?
Just this much.
I was amazed this much. Move that stuff.
It's time for the Pigeon Magic Troupe
to show you all today's highlight magic trick.
- Alright. / - Wow.
- Yes. / - Wow.
So instead of a pretty magician,
we'll do something different.
We'll use Magician Bae Jeonggeun.
- Magician Bae Jeonggeun. / - Yes, boss.
- Don't be nervous. / - Yes, boss.
Go up the stairs and get into that thing.
Yes, boss. Gosh...
Yes.
- Our trick... / - Hold on...
- How do I get in here? / - Will be unique...
Gosh...
We'll have his head sticking out of the box...
When we do our magic trick.
Magician Bae Jeonggeun,
say a few last words to the audience?
- Last words, boss? / - No, no.
- He said my last words. / - I didn't mean to say that.
- That was a mistake. / - It was, boss?
I'm sorry, but I'm a bit thirsty.
Can I get something to drink?
He'll be dead soon, so grant his wish.
- Dead soon? / - No, no, no.
Drink up.
This looks good.
Yeah, drink it.
Alright.
My buddy here...
Let's send him away.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
I'm sorry, man!
Huh?
- What's wrong? / - Are you okay?
Hey...
Hold on...
I'm perfectly fine, boss.
You're okay?
Hold on! Wait!
Boss!
That's close enough. Applause!
(Love Brothers)
We're dating monsters, Seo Taehun...
And Lee Sejin.
I'm a single monster. I'm Yoo Minsang!
You're just a monster.
You scared me.
From dating monster to married monster.
- I'm Park Yeongjin. / - I'm so jealous.
- So jealous. / - Oh, stop it.
Geez... Marriage?
Just thinking about it is suffocating.
Just looking at you is suffocating.
- Geez! / - Lose some weight.
Have a seat.
People, if you just listen to us,
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
You have to keep that in mind.
Men and women react very differently
when they hear news from a friend.
For women...
It's "know."
Hey, that female idol and that actor are dating!
I knew it. I already knew.
A friend of mine went to a salon in Gangnam
and she heard that while getting her hair done.
Basically, she just found out.
She just found out, but she acts like she knew it.
They say they know already.
But when men hear news,
how do they react?
It's "no."
Hey, that female idol and that actor are dating.
No! No way, man!
No way! Just be quiet! You don't know anything.
They always say no.
That's what men do.
You're being totally ridiculous.
Men don't always say no.
If it's true, we admit it.
- Minsang. / - What?
Why are you so ugly?
Really? I knew that.
I heard that at a salon in Gangnam.
What? You heard that at a salon?
I heard that!
Get that out of here! Don't worry about this stuff.
You can be happy all by yourself.
It's already a month into 2019.
It's a bit late, but I made another product
for single people.
A 2019 calendar.
I made a calendar.
This calendar for singles that I made
is a bit different.
For example, it's almost February 14th.
What? Valentine's Day?
That weird day that nobody knows about.
For that day!
It says something else on the calendar.
What does it say? For February 14th...
It's not called Valentine's Day.
It's the day when couples act like a fool.
Now that's a fact.
And what else?
March 14th is another special day.
White Day. How ridiculous is that?
That day has no basis.
So what does it say on my calendar?
They did this a month ago
yet they foolishly do it again.
Another day where couples act like a fool.
That's what it says.
And there's another day.
They exchange something on November 11th,
but we won't talk about that.
Hold on. Why are you skipping cookie stick day?
That's related to food,
so I might get a commercial deal. I'm skipping this.
Thinking ahead.
And May is the month for families.
There are many special days in May.
Worker's Day, Mother's Day, Teacher's Day...
Married Couple's Day, Voter's Day...
Coming-of-age Day... All sorts of special days.
But! There's no special day for single people.
Are single people not family?
You should include us too!
Make a day for us on the 22nd.
Make May 22nd Singles' Day.
So what do you do on this day?
All single people should get
50% off on most things.
Isn't that nice?
I hear a lot of single people in here.
So you all support this?
But here's the thing.
You could lie and say that you're single.
That could be a concern.
But don't worry.
You can tell who's single by looking at them.
It's strange, but you can tell.
"Yeah, I know you're single."
We can even recognize each other.
You're single, you're single...
I see a lot of single people here.
And I took the photos
for this calendar myself.
4 photos for each season.
Spring. Couples love to go see the cherry blossoms.
I couldn't stand seeing that,
so I'm kicking a cherry blossom tree
to make the cherry blossoms fall.
This was photoshopped.
You shouldn't do this for real. You'll get arrested.
I had to explain my joke.
For the second photo.
It's a summer photo. And it gets so hot in the summer
that you just want to sit at home
and blast the AC.
This is the best.
Let's see fall now.
That's when couples start to come out again.
This is a photo of me throwing ginkgo nuts.
I hope you all step on these!
It'll stink! "Honey, it stinks." Isn't that great?
So what about for winter?
It gets way too cold,
so it's a photo of me sitting at home.
Hold it!
That's the same as the summer photo.
- I'm wearing long sleeves! / - Oh...
I'm wearing long sleeves here!
There's a difference.
This isn't photoshopped. I took another photo.
Long sleeves for the winter.
I'll be selling these calendars for single people
for just $120 each.
All the proceeds go to me.
Hurray for single people!
You all know, right?
Get medicine from a pharmacist
and I hope couples get bitten by snakes.
- Public service announcement for singles. / - Geez!
Stop being ridiculous and come up with jokes!
- That's all I have to do! / - Geez! Go sit down!
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello! I've been married for 2 years.
I love my wife! I'm Park Yeongjin.
For me, living with my life
is like being in a drama.
- Oh, a drama. / - A soap opera.
- Huh? That's not good... / - That's how happy I am.
Before I got married,
I loved soccer.
But now... My married life
is so much fun just like soccer.
Whenever I say something, my wife goes...
"What? You're getting a new car? No!"
"What? You're going out to meet your friends? No!"
She's always tackling me.
"If you have money for a new car,
buy me a bag!"
That's a bag tackle.
And that's when you give up the credit card.
"Here, take this."
And she doesn't wake up when I go to work.
"Honey, I'm going to work. Can you wake up?"
That's bed soccer.
And if I get home a bit late...
"I can't live like this!
I never should've married you!
I should've married that other guy
that was into me instead!"
I think she's thinking of a player substitution.
"Hold on...
Dear, did you drink again?"
No! I worked overtime.
"You didn't work overtime!
You're not getting breakfast tomorrow, got it?"
This was totally untrue.
I kept telling my wife that I felt wronged,
so she said...
"How were you wronged?
I saw the substitute driver in the dash cam footage!"
She caught me by watching the replay.
But this is what's amazing...
I like the Vietnam soccer coach, Park Hangseo...
But my wife really likes taking vacations in Vietnam.
But I'm still so happy!
Oh! I have to get home now!
Why?
If I get home late...
I'll be kicked out of my house.
Oh, no.
See that, everyone? We're all actually...
- Very happy! / - Very happy!
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How's the commercial going
for our Filling Dumplings?
Manager Jeong has the commercial ready.
Let's go watch it!
- Hello, Mr. Advertiser! / - Yeah, hey.
I worked really hard on this...
- Filling Dumplings commercial. / - Dumpling...
Dumpling, dumpling. Want to talk more?
Can we just watch it?
- Let's watch it. / - Okay.
It's so hard to make dumplings on the holidays.
Honey.
Gosh, why are you making dumplings yourself?
What is it?
We have delicious Filling Dumplings!
Wow, with these Filling Dumplings
this Seollal will be no problem.
For the holidays, Filling Dumplings!
How was that?
Look.
You made the most boring commercial ever.
All they did was clap.
And if you're going to make a dumpling commercial
you should make it so that
you crave dumplings after watching it.
- Make it so you crave dumplings? / - Yeah.
- I can do that. Let's watch it. / - Geez...
Gosh, I'm hungry.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
Try a Filling Dumpling.
Wow, this looks great!
Look how stretchy it is! Filling Dumplings!
What was that all about?
I told you to make me crave dumplings
and you made the dumplings really stretchy.
Who would want to buy our dumplings?
I'm so heated!
Are you heated, sir?
Then let me heat up these frozen dumplings.
These look great!
You're going to taste my fists today.
- Just wait. / - I'm sorry.
Forget that commercial.
What are our dumplings known for?
They come in many different types.
Make a commercial that talks about that.
- Show the various dumpling types? / - Yeah!
I can do that. Let's watch it now.
What's this music?
King?
How dare you?
- It's a king dumpling. / - Yes.
Since that was a king.
That's a soldier, so...
Dumplings!
Fried dumplings?
This is ridiculous...
What's this?
- Rib dumplings? / - Rib dumplings?
There's more?
- ♪ Fatty ♪ / - ♪ Fatty ♪
♪ Fatty ♪
♪ Steamed dumplings ♪
Why is the commercial so one-dimensional?
That's it. Change up all these models.
Get me an A-lister model and redo the commercial.
- I have an A-lister model prepared. / - Okay.
- Let's watch it now. / - Yeah.
Hello, I'm Su Kyungsuk.
Dumplings, come on!
♪ For a gift set on the holidays, big dumplings ♪
♪ Instead of giving your kids money, big dumplings ♪
♪ When you badmouth your mother-in-law ♪
♪ Big dumplings ♪
♪ Everyone, let's eat big dumplings ♪
The best dumplings are Filling Dumplings.
Hey.
Alright, that was good and all.
- We have Su Kyungsuk. / - Yes.
But isn't that song for a different commercial?
You made the exact same commercial!
Have you guys lost your minds?
Sir!
♪ To shut your mouth, big dumplings ♪
♪ Your severance pay is a big dumpling ♪
I'm sorry.
Not a commercial like that.
What's the hottest issue these days?
Use some hot issues
and make a commercial.
A commercial that uses hot issues.
Yes, that's what sells.
I can do that. Let's watch it now.
Yeseo...
I'll get her into Seoul National University for sure.
Yeseo.
- Yeseo. / - Mom!
I want to go to Seoul National University!
Yeseo.
Su Juyeong will take care of it.
Su Juyeong?
My gosh!
Hello.
I'm Su-nose-nose-nose...
Nose-nose-nose stylist.
Yes, teacher.
Ma'am, are you okay with my nose?
I asked you if you're okay with my nose, ma'am.
I'm okay with it!
Please take good care of Yeseo.
Mom!
- Yeseo. / - Yes.
Just remember the happy moment when you get in.
The only way to get accepted is...
This Filling Dumpling.
How do I get into SNU with a dumpling?
How am I supposed to take the exam?
Huh?
The answers to the exam are in the dumpling!
- Amazing! / - Amazing, right?
Filling Dumplings, come on!
♪ To get into SNU, Filling Dumplings ♪
♪ Filling Dumplings ♪
♪ Everyone, enjoy some big dumplings ♪
The best dumplings are Filling Dumplings.
I'm not doing this commercial.
I'm not doing this commercial! That's useless!
(Refreshing Statements)
Uncle, take this!
Hey, why are you hitting me?
Go away and play somewhere else. So annoying...
Then take this, robot!
Hey! Hey!
How could you break that?
Do you know how much that cost me?
Geez! How annoying! Go stand in front of the wall.
Man!
What am I going to do about this?
It's all broken! It's all broken!
My gosh! What's broken?
Junho, did you break something?
Did you break your arm? Your leg?
- Junho... / - My Tornado was broken!
This is how Junho got hurt?
This is bad luck. Throw it out.
Are you okay, Junho?
- Mom... / - Don't cry.
That crafty little punk.
He's crying now that his mom is here.
Why would you cry? I should be crying.
You broke Tornado. Why are you crying?
If you keep crying, that's one hit for each tear.
We visited so that you wouldn't be lonely during
the holidays, and you yell at the kid
just for breaking a toy?
- Junho, go inside the room. / - Where is he going?
He just broke this! Pay me back for this!
Pay me back before I get my friends to beat you up!
I should sew your mouth shut.
You know how hard it was to have Junho.
How could you do that to your only nephew?
I carried Junho with me for 10 months
and I was in labor for 10 hours!
He's the only son in 3 generations.
He was raised on the backs of
his grandparents and his aunts.
He's never set foot on the floor!
This is the first time in his life he's ever walked
on the floor of your house.
Consider it an honor!
What are you talking about?
Did you wash your face with your feet?
Tornado is a super rare limited edition.
Do you know how hard I worked
just to get this thing?
I was waiting for it to be built,
and as soon as I heard it was done,
I took a 48-hour plane ride
and had 3 stopovers to get there.
I had to be extra careful to get this home.
Even when I brought this from the door to my room...
I moved a little at a time like this.
It took me another 3.5 hours.
You carried Junho for 10 months?
It took me 10 years to get this!
This thing is older than Junho.
This is like his older brother!
Do you want to see the afterlife today?
You sound like someone that
just learned how to talk.
Did you have to yell like that
over a broken toy?
You could've been nicer to him.
He's not an ignorant fool like you
that doesn't understand people.
He's a smart kid.
Even at that age, he knows how to speak
Korean, English and Chinese.
He knows that many languages,
yet he destroyed Tornado too.
Do you know how rare Tornado is?
The value increases every day.
It's even going up right now!
I cherish this thing so much.
I don't want this to get scratched,
so whenever I picked it up,
I put on plastic gloves,
work glove and wool gloves!
The kid destroyed my rare collector's item
with his bare hands!
Do you want a beating until
the oceans dry up?
You still play with toys!
You're almost 40 now, yet you're unemployed,
broke and unmarried.
Remember when I let you borrow
some money to buy a house?
I bet you bought a dollhouse with that.
Please get your head on straight!
Stop whining over your broken toy.
Just sit in your room and glue
Tornado or Potato or whatever together again!
I thought you went on a diet. Why don't you lose
weight instead of saying ridiculous things to me?
The kid is disrespectful just like you, sis.
All you did was cause trouble as a kid.
They told you not to dye your hair at school
and you died your hair blonde with beer.
The neighbors asked me
if we were living with a foreigner and
I couldn't answer because I was embarrassed.
It's a lot better having Tornado around
than a trouble-maker like you.
This thing doesn't need food or water.
All it needs is my love!
If you like your toy so much, just marry it!
Have toy kids and raise them!
Spend the rest of your depressing life alone!
They're launching a satellite into space soon...
- I should put you on it. / - Why don't you?
I'm going to set your room on fire!
If you weren't my older sister...
When did you ever treat me like an older sister?
When you were in the army,
you said you didn't have a sister!
My superiors beat me up
when I showed them a picture of you.
Why I ought to...
I should've let you jump off the roof as a kid
when you wanted to be like Superman.
You'd better show your sister some respect!
You're no sister. You're just trouble.
You cause the family trouble!
Stop causing trouble and go back to your home!
Fine, I was just about to anyway!
Junho, we're leaving!
Geez, what am I going to do about this?
Already?
Yeah. Let's leave before
I set your uncle's room on fire.
Where's my bag?
I wrote your name on it, mom. Isn't that great?
You used... A permanent marker?
My luxury brand bag!
You're good at writing, Junho.
Write my name here too.
Hey!
(Sky Cancel)
My gosh! Why did she get us all together again?
Yeseo won the math meet.
My gosh! She got us together to brag again!
Geez...
That lip balm looks really expensive.
Is it new?
It's butter.
It's so soft!
Geez... She's always eating something.
Dear, that's an illness.
Gosh...
Are you all here?
Mihyang.
I heard Yeseo won the math meet. Congratulations!
Oh, stop it.
I got some good food for us to celebrate.
My gosh! What's this?
A chef from a 7-star hotel in Dubai made this.
It's the best kind of dessert.
My gosh!
It looks so classy!
This is pudding, right?
It's clotted blood.
We butchered a cow today, so it's fresh.
Why I ought to... I'll tear your mouth open.
- I'll get some more! / - Geez!
My gosh! This is clotted blood!
I know that.
My gosh!
She just ate raw blood. My gosh...
This tastes like it's from Majang.
How did she know that?
Dear, I think she has an illness!
- Mihyang. / - Yes?
I mean Yeseo's mom.
What's Yeseo's secret to winning the math meet?
Our twins have to reach the top of the pyramid too.
I can't just tell you that secret.
Dear! Hurry, hurry!
Alright.
We're not giving this to you because we're hoping
you'll tell us how to win the math meet.
My gosh...
You should take care of your health.
It's a sport enjoyed by British nobility.
- This is... / - A bouncy ball.
Thank you, Suhan's dad.
I was looking for a new hobby.
Giddy-up! Let's go!
Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
My gosh! I'll be able to sleep comfortably tonight!
You're so good at that.
When there's a horse running around,
we should do the horse dance.
What's all the ruckus?
Dear, Yeseo won the math meet.
Is our kid winning such a big deal?
You always take things too far!
If you have time to brag about that,
you should read a book! Geez!
(Congrats on winning the math meet, Yeseo)
With someone as terrible as him, we need dancing.
I don't think so, dear.
Teacher.
My gosh! Who is this?
I'm a stylist.
A cosmetic surgery stylist.
Teacher... I'm kind of worried about...
- Getting cosmetic surgery. / - Ma'am.
You need to trust me.
Yes, of course I do.
But people say I'm addicted to cosmetic surgery...
Ma'am.
Cosmetic surgery addiction isn't important.
- Well, yes... But... / - Ma'am.
Are you okay with your features disappearing...
When you took a selfie and pressed
remove all blemishes?
Mr. Jo, take the pumpkin juice.
No! I'll get the surgery!
That means... That you'll trust me and...
You're okay with your family not recognizing you
during the holidays?
Are you okay if your pet dog doesn't recognize you
and he bites you?
Are you okay...
With your before and after photos
being plastered on the subway, ma'am?
Yes... I'm okay with that!
Mr. Jo.
Leave the pumpkin juice and the pressure wraps.
I'll be going now, ma'am.
Geez! Cosmetic surgery?
You always take things too far!
They need to get rid of all cosmetic surgery clinics!
People that get work done are a problem...
But those cosmetic surgeons are the bigger problem!
(Cosmetic surgeon Song Jungeun)
My clinic is different!
You always take things too far!
Dear! Dear!
Wait! Let's go!
My gosh...
We need dancing at a time like this!
Cue the music!